{"id":929736,"date":"2013-10-20T22:01:01","date_gmt":"2013-10-20T20:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.povale.cz\/?p=929736"},"modified":"2013-10-20T22:01:01","modified_gmt":"2013-10-20T20:01:01","slug":"funguje-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.povale.cz\/?p=929736","title":{"rendered":"Funguje to!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dne\u0161ek prob\u011bhl ve znamen\u00ed velk\u00e9ho nicned\u011bl\u00e1n\u00ed. Jako\u017ee fakt masivn\u00edho. Proto\u017ee \u0161rotov\u00e1n\u00ed auta se odlo\u017eilo a\u017e na v\u00edkend dal\u0161\u00ed, prost\u011b nebylo moc co d\u011blat. Bylo t\u0159eba akor\u00e1t zaj\u00edt do obchodu, co\u017e jsem ud\u011blal pro maminku r\u00e1d. A pak se jedlo, v bedn\u011b \u0161la Mamma Mia!, tak jsme se d\u00edvali. Ten film jsem vid\u011bl v kin\u011b – maminka n\u00e1s v\u0161echny na n\u011bj vzala. Pak je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t s jist\u00fdma lidma (pokud se pozn\u00e1te – m\u00e1v\u00e1m v\u00e1m), a dneska to mohlo b\u00fdt tak po\u0161est\u00e9. Nic se na tom filmu nezm\u011bnilo – neuraz\u00ed a ke v\u0161emu pobav\u00ed. A taky Abba, teda.<\/p>\n

P\u0159ibli\u017en\u011b pot\u00e9 p\u0159i\u0161la chv\u00edle zmatku – jedu z\u00edtra se sv\u00fdmi spolu\u017e\u00e1ky v r\u00e1mci jednoho p\u0159edm\u011btu na v\u00fdlet po knihovn\u00e1ch nejen u n\u00e1s, tak jsem – podle dohody s jednou jistou osobou (taky m\u00e1v\u00e1m) – pracoval na sv\u00e9 p\u016flce j\u00eddla. Rozum\u011bjte nechal pracovat maminku. Tak jsem vyfasoval chleba s \u010desnekem a bazalkou, kter\u00fd prost\u011b bude v\u00fdborn\u00fd – a to p\u0159esto\u017ee vypad\u00e1 jako tal\u00ed\u0159ov\u00e1 mina. D\u011bkuju, maminko. Taky jsem f\u00e1sl n\u011bjak\u00e9 maso a jin\u00e9 maso, v\u016fbec se neboj\u00edm, \u017ee by na tom bylo jinak, ne\u017e v\u00fd\u0161e zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9 pe\u010divo.<\/p>\n

A pak jsem cestoval do Brna. Poslouchal jsem hudbu, pod\u00edval se na Once Upon a Time in Wonderland<\/em> a vcelku \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b dorazil a\u017e na byt. A proto\u017ee jsem toho m\u011bl na z\u00edtra m\u00e1lo, tak jsem vyrazil na n\u00e1kupy. K p\u00e1r slan\u00fdm v\u011bcem jsem cht\u011bl pastu na zuby – tu jsem ale nena\u0161el. Zato jsem na\u0161el \u0161amp\u00f3n, prost\u011b \u017e\u016f\u017eo. A pak jsem p\u0159i\u0161el na byt, v\u0161ecko vybalil a \u0159ekl si, \u017ee bych mohl napsat na blag. \u010c\u00edm\u017e se dost\u00e1v\u00e1me k j\u00e1dru \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00e9ho pudla, ne\u017e jak\u00e9 jsem na za\u010d\u00e1tku tohohle blagpostu otev\u0159el, ale co u\u017e.<\/p>\n

Rozhodl jsem se, \u017ee si zkus\u00edm v\u00e1s \u010dten\u00e1\u0159e trochu vycvi\u010dit – a dokonce to ani nebudu tajit. Za\u010dnu jednodu\u0161e: Nejlep\u0161\u00ed koment\u00e1\u0159 pod t\u00edmhle blagpostem dostane ode m\u011b jedno pivo.<\/strong> Dle m\u00e9ho v\u00fdb\u011bru, p\u0159i p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm setk\u00e1n\u00ed. Schv\u00e1ln\u011b, jak se to ujme. A te\u010f hur\u00e1 sp\u00e1t, v\u00fdlet se bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Ok, pro v\u00e1s, kte\u0159\u00ed jste se do\u010detli a\u017e sem jen proto, abyste se dozv\u011bd\u011bli, co se rozbilo: Pu\u017e\u00edval jsem (ru\u010dn\u011b) upravenou verzi \u0161ablony. (S odstran\u011bn\u00fdm vyhled\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00edm a p\u0159idan\u00fdm prav\u00fdm menu i do blagpost\u016f.)To je v\u0161echno – p\u0159epnul jsem na neupravenou verzi a v\u0161echno \u0161lape jak hodinky. Dobrou.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jak jsem si v\u010dera st\u011b\u017eoval, \u017ee mi nefungujou obr\u00e1zky, a jak jsem si na fejsb\u016fku opakovan\u011b st\u011b\u017eoval, \u017ee mi nefunguje spamovac\u00ed plugin, tak beru zp\u011bt – v\u0161e u\u017e funguje. Chcete v\u011bd\u011bt jak to?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,30,29],"tags":[46,48,35,50,49],"class_list":["post-929736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-newsky","category-plivnik","category-zivot","tag-blemc","tag-jak-se-z-nefunkcniho-bez-vetsiho-zasahu-stava-funkcni","tag-nulova-informacni-hodnota","tag-pivo-zdarma","tag-trenink-ctenaru"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.povale.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929736"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.povale.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.povale.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.povale.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.povale.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=929736"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.povale.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":929739,"href":"https:\/\/www.povale.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929736\/revisions\/929739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.povale.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=929736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.povale.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=929736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.povale.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=929736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}